Time for a little levity

Okay... let's take a time out for a smile or two.
Here are some quotes from US comedian and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres, as collected by Michael Moncur in his Quotations Page:

"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better."
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"The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble."
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"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."

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