Pew faux-pas

A paper clipping, found in an old cookbook lying around the house, reads thus:

Church Bulletin Bloopers

1. Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.

2. Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

5. Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

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